How it really happened

zzzzzzzz.. *peck peck peck*

umph, who? wha?

ow noes, u agane?

*peck peck* ..stohp it or elz...

das it! u wokened me 4 the last tyme!
*dun-dun, da. da-di-da-dunnn*
*dun-dun, da. da-di-da-dunnn*

*skwish*